After Dark Writers and Sinfully Sweet Romance wanted to bring everyone some Holiday Cheer. So we created a gave called "Capture This..." The rules are simple, we gave the authors two picture to choose from and then they had to create a caption for that picture. This is what they came up with.
***Please note that all pictures of the authors have a link attacked to their books.. enjoy and Happy reading!****
Picture one: Naughty Santa
"Even Nice girls do Naughty things for the man that gives her everything."
“Santa prefers girls on the naughty list “
"Santa, that's the best candy cane I have every tasted!"
Ho, ho, ho. Somebody’s been so very naughty. Now she’s trying to be nice, but will it be enough for Santa to forgive her? We’ll just have to wait and see.
Santa costume rental: $150.00
Cheesy sunglasses: $8.00
Rum to spike the eggnog with at the annual office Xmas party: $12.00
Convincing Judy from accounting that you’re the real Santa: PRICELESS
J. Annas Walker:
"Please, Sir, may I have more candy cane?"
You know inflation has gotten bad when Santa no longer accepts sitting on his lap as the proper way to tell him what you want for Christmas.
Lynn St. James:
"Ho! Ho! Ho! It's gonna blow!"
Picture two: Christmas Couple...
Karen Mercury:"I can't take it anymore! Not another one of your mother's fruitcakes!"
"What? You are posting these god-awful Christmas sweaters on the net? Ewe!"
"I don't want to sit on Santa's lap he touches my no no spot!"
Lynn Ray Lewis:
"Please! this butt plug is too big! He insisted I wear it!"
"He smells like old moldy cheese, wait, I wasn't ready yet."
May you all have a wonderful Holiday Season
~Love the After Dark Writers!~